Weathering The Weather

If we're anywhere near a television set when the local news comes on in the evening, we have to catch the weather report. Even if the call comes from the kitchen, "Dinner's ready. Come and eat!"; many of us will reply, "Just a minute, let me watch the weather." Even if it's your favorite -- soup beans and cornbread -- you still have to watch to see if it might rain tomorrow. Maybe it's a southern thing.
And we don't care about the other news of the day, just the weather. Congress may be voting on healtcare. Troops may be fighting in two wars overseas. Italy's president might have gotten bashed upside the head with a statue of a church. Aliens may be descending upon a farmhouse in the small town of Appleton, Minnesota. But none of it matters! "Just let me catch the weather. If it rains, I'll need to wear my John Deere ball cap to work tomorrow."

Or have we? Why are we so obsessed with what the weather will be? We're sure to catch the First Alert Storm Team at 5:00, and then -- just to make sure -- we stay tuned at 5:30 to see if there have been any new developments. Is that enough? Certainly not. We have to watch again at 6:00 to watch the "Chief" Meteorologist because we can't take the word of the second-string meteorologist that we heard at 5:30. Even that might not be enough, because immediately after the weather on one channel, we're grabbing for the remote to catch the tail end of the weather on "the other channel". Finally, we're so exhausted that we fall asleep and nap through the very weather we just learned about four different times!


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